Researching and browser history.
You know how people always joke about, if they ever die, they want their best friend to go delete their browser history for porn?
Well, I do a lot of weird research for my writing, and one of the things I have researched is poisonous plants, and how to generally poison people.
I have learned a lot of interesting things, about a lot of gruesome ways to kill people with common plants.
There is the lovely belladonna, a nice looking plant with some cute little flowers and tasty looking black berries that some say even taste kind of sweet.
Of course, this sweet and nice looking flower can kill you. From the roots to the leaves to the berries, every single part of the belladonna is poisonous, unless of course you're a cow or a rabbit.
The fact that furry, cute little rabbits can eat this plant without facing painful death makes me believe there must be some kind of devilish magic involved.
Watch out for the killer rabbits.
Of course, belladonna have had it's uses through the ages.
Woman used an extract from belladonna as an eye drop, because it made the pupils bigger, making the eyes seem more seductive.
And we even used this poisonous plat to treat sick people, especially mixed with opium.
Oh, you're sick you say. well here, have some drugs and some poison. I'm sure you will feel much better soon.
Okay, back to browser history. When I die, I hope people will look at my browser history, and that they will learn three things about me.
1) I know all the good porn sites
2) I spend way to much time researching ways to kill people
3) That they were lucky they never pissed me of and ended up poisoned.
Have a great day, and don't eat any plants you don't know, kids. It might just be a poisonous killer, looking like a fluffy little pink friend.
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